well Im Daria. 18 now! and no one told me there would be rules. Im a twin. Love making new friends so don't be shy. Formly 3 words.8 letters. Say it and im Yours P.S I need to bloop bloop 24/7

 

*boom*

mom: what was that?

me: my shirt fell

mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...

me: i was in it

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Mark Twain (via imminentbailout)

(Source: the-bitchextraordinaire)

the-goddamazon:

the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

This post got so many notes bruh.

I’m glad I’m not the only nasty bitch on here.

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doctorprincess:

blutunez:

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oh my fuckign god

HOW

D-DOES WHAT

HOW DOES IT SYNC UP SO WELL WHAT

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It was like hell. But after being in hell, hell became comfortable. If I go to hell again, I think I’ll be prepared.

Kim Hanbin (via larmoyante)

suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane)